Has everyone written and posted all the Christmas cards, ordered the turkey, unearthed the decorations, disentangled the tinsel and bought and wrapped all the presents?
Well , good for you. Think of me as you sit purring, sipping a coffee and eating a mince pie or two. I'm the person you see out of the corner of your eye at the cash desk, muttering to herself and clutching two tins of biscuits and a fancy shower cap.
I knew December was coming. It always does after November. There's no excuse………….
P.S. With thanks to Younger Grandson's archives. He would like me to point out that he's grown since….