But now there are at least three young men in town with the right kind of beard and cap ,,, and one of them has bicycle clips .
Cold brew coffee hasn't appeared yet but there's a new sandwich shop with 'artisan bread' , which is a start .
So , naturally, this pair gathered quite a crowd when they started performing a while ago in the square .
But before we could all move fast enough , the duo had launched into their second number . Roughly translated :
" He lay under the ground ,
He lay under the ground ,
He lay under the ground ...
And he didn't mind ,
And he didn't mind ,
And he didn't mind ...
A garden on his stomach ,
A garden on his stomach ,
A garden on his stomach ...
And he didn't mind ,
And he didn't mind ,
And he ... "
Whereupon the woman from the neighbouring organic veg. stall leapt to her feet , picked up a tray of strawberries and ran round offering us all one . The tatooed man's tatooed wife took photos of her husband and dog ...
and I left to do my shopping .
Though I do now wonder if I'm quite the person to report on current trends , here or anywhere else . I bumped into a charming young girl this week , who looked vaguely familiar ,
"Oh ", she said , " You used to be my juf in playschool ! " . Then followed the usual catch-up conversation about schools and future plans .
"I'm hoping to go to the Police Academy next year " . Dear Heaven , I'm feeling my age !